Saturday, March 7, 2009

Trilby?



I've read that these hats are popular these days and are called Trilbys"......nah, mug. Unless you are Justin Timberlake or some other guy dating a starlet like Jessica Biel or you are an elderly black man with a cane pole and a feather in the hat band sitting on a 5 gallon bucket, do not wear this hat. If you absolutely must wear the hat, do not stroke your chin and try to look pensive like the wad above. Note to wad above: You have chosen to wear your trilby with a black t-shirt. Leave this bar at once and go to comic-con. Take the guy with Terrence Trent D'arby's hair with you.

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