I've noticed that when gaywaddy people, especially like women who want to come off as being real rich or real country-clubby, get ready to do pretty much ANYTHING, they usually announce what they are going to do with a statement that begins like "We gawn....(do this or that gay thing.)"
It's very bizzarre, because the people that I hear talking like this are largely women who normally talk in a very cutesy sort of "hey girl" way. I also hear mugs talking this way on occasion. Usually the type of mugs who wear Vineyard Vines polos because Polo polos are passe' and they already stepped up to Lacostes and are over them, so they had to step it up again to Vineyard Vines.
I find that many couples who want you to think that they are sort of rich start talking in this manner. For instance, if they are having friends over to watch a college football game and grill out they might say the following:
"We gawn have a pah-tay mugs. We gawn be drankin' gray goose and watchin' da flat-scrayne. Holla!"
This type of talk seems to be an attempt to sort of playfully say to their friends and acquaintences:
"Yawl knaaaaaaw we got mun-eh!"
Then they crack open a cold Sierra Nevada pale ale or Anchor Steam....$6.99 per sick pack.
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